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nursejoy:

me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me

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loandbeholdagirl:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

This man is nearing perfection

notoscarwilde:

Pixies - Where Is My Mind (1988)

thatmlc:

queenofcorgis:

opal-porn:

Ethiopian opal geode

egg

egg

beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

jemappellekenyavictoria:

sheenvelopesthenight:

danipremalima:

pinkfetishmss:

wocinsolidarity:

godmother eartha knows

OOOOP

Reality of the situation for 99.9% of all women.

^^^^^^!!!!!!

She’s so cool

thetotalityoflove:

I want to believe I’m Rizzo but we all know I’m the awkward girl with the pigtails.